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Hey yall, my name is shreenk 'a' deenk theenker!!!! i have a some stories i need to tell u about this girl named DELILAH!!!!!

Story 1

One day . . . there was a girl names delilah. shes ten years old. and she is very dumb. i have a couple of friends who go to the same school as her. they say she's very weird!!!!!!!!!! LOGAN: hey shreenk 'a' deenk theenker.

SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: hi...ummmm is there something u need to say?

LOGAN: yes. there is a girl who goes to my school named delilah. shes SCARED OF COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: OMG!!!!!!!!!! shes sounds like a vast weirdo.

LEX: hey peeps!!!!!! sup yall. r u talking about delilah? i hear shes SCARED OF COWS!!!!!

LOGAN AND SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: I KNOW!!!!!!

LEX: one time she was in class at school and her teacher was wearing a cow tie. when she saw the tie she fell back in her chair!!!!!!

LOGAN AND SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!

Story 2

LOGAN: can i tell u another story?
LEX AND SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: i bet it will be unconditionally histarical!!!!!
LOGAN: ya, i know. ok any ways she stuffs tissues in her pants on on butt to make her look curvy and fit!!!!!!!
LEX AND SHREENK 'A' DEENK THEENKER: OMG!!!!!! weird!!!!!!!! shes a weirdo!!!!!!!!!

OK those stories u just read r 100% TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! OK?!?! TRUE!!!!!!!!!